I'd watch it as a drama on TNT

I am still really enjoying my job, because if there were a TV show about it, it'd be a drama on TNT or CourtTV, and I'd watch it. Actually that isn't a bad idea: there could be a TV drama about this, heavily fictionalized. Maybe someday I'll download the screenplay-writing software and pound out a pilot.

I saw a Great Blue Heron fishing in a ditch this morning!